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Posted on 24th Apr at 9:08 PM, with 22 notes

furbearingbrick:

Laughing Jack: *puts a kid’s shin bone between his teeth* “It’s a metaphor”

What does this mean

Posted on 24th Apr at 9:01 PM, with 3,066 notes

ostracizedpoodle:

After I watch a scary movie I listen to music because no one’s going to die while nicki minaj is playing

Posted on 24th Apr at 8:52 PM

So apparently my mom went to sleep amd made me pack for nothing

Posted on 24th Apr at 8:47 PM, with 112,497 notes
99revolutions:

toastdurr:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

http://flappy2048.com/

god is dead and we fucking killed him

99revolutions:

toastdurr:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

http://flappy2048.com/

god is dead and we fucking killed him

Posted on 24th Apr at 8:45 PM, with 70,383 notes

fashionaryhand:

Creative Fashionary sketches by Grace Ciao

Grace is a fashion illustrator from Singapore. She draws inspiration from everything around her. Her favourite materials are watercolours and flowers. Here are her amazing Fashionary sketches inspired by flowers!

Posted on 24th Apr at 8:43 PM, with 207,020 notes

vaginapowersactivate:

vrisrezi:

hellalara:

i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i fought crime with

i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i committed crimes with

i wish i had a super tight group of criminals that i knitted with

Posted on 24th Apr at 8:42 PM, with 539 notes
Awkward Meetings Meme!
Funny ways to start an interaction between characters! Send some!: -
"Hi. Are you here for the cat obsession support group, too?"
"Oh my gosh! Are you pregnant?"
"Don't go in there. I just farted."
"Be ready. At 1 o'clock you-know-who's doing you-know-what at you-know-where."
"OH MY GOD! HEY! IT'S BEEN FOREVER! *hugs* Wait... Oh. Sorry, you weren't who I thought you were..."
"Do you know when the Supreme Leader is supposed to get here?"
"Have you prepared yourself for the zombie apocalypse?"
"Do you know what gets blood off upholstery?"
"CONGRATULATIONS! You're the 53rd person to avoid making eye contact with me today! That means you get a free invasion-of-personal-space hug!"
"Um... You've got some toilet paper on the bottom of your shoe. I just thought you should know."
"Hypothetically... How would you want your stalker to introduce themselves to you?"
"I think that hot dog isn't using the right bicycle, if you know what I mean *wink, wink*"
Posted on 24th Apr at 8:42 PM

I have an idea

I want to draw jeff

But I’m out of pApER


SEND HELP

Posted on 24th Apr at 8:39 PM, with 248 notes

animecreator:

CreepyPasta Character Studies done in pen pt. 1

Featuring Laughing Jack and Eyeless Jack! :D (Also drawn at 3 a.m in the morning XD) 

Posted on 24th Apr at 8:37 PM, with 116 notes
poltergeistcat:

I heard there was a need for raving clown crotch.  I have answered the call.

poltergeistcat:

I heard there was a need for raving clown crotch.  I have answered the call.

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